No Dogs Go To Heaven, or No Dogs Allowed

"No Dogs Go To Heaven"
A short Skit By Mark R. Whitebridge

A:
So what do you think? Do all dogs go to heaven?

B:
No.

A:
So, some dogs go to heaven?

B:
No.

A:
So, all dogs go to Hell?

B:
No. I don't think dogs have souls, so they don't go to heaven or hell like humans do.

(A Beat)

A:
So, what about cats?

B:
Cats go to Hell.